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The Memoirs of a Ninja
Primordial Cast Recording!!


Now two ways to get it!

1) Direct Ninja Sales -
only $15 cash or check

 

2) Credit Card (via amazon.com)


IT'S HERE! IT'S FINALLY FRICKIN' HERE!!!

Order your very own copy of the most intelligent, irreverent Broadway-style Musical to come along this Millenium!

To hear some hilarious samples, click HERE!

CLICK TO ORDER DIRECT!

- OR -

CLICK TO ORDER FROM AMAZON.COM!

Official Tee Shirts!

Be a part of theatre history! Wear a bunch of ninjas on your chest and everyone will think you're really, really cool!

ONLY $15!

Available sizes: L and XL

HURRY! SUPPLIES ARE RUNNING OUT FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "SUPPLIES ARE RUNNING OUT!"

CLICK TO ORDER!

StopGap Videotapes!

We have a few copies of a DV tape of a live performance of the original production of "Memoirs of a Ninja". Now, the video
quality ain't up to PBS Video standards, but hey, those weirdos haven't funded us ... YET.

ONLY $9!

VHS only at this insanely low price!

CLICK TO ORDER!

Ninja Weaponry!

Just waiting for clearance from the goverment importers!

Okay, we're having a little difficulty convincing the US Government to allow us to smuggle - er, IMPORT - genuine Ninja archaeological treasure. But just hang on, our lawyers are bribing - er, NEGOTIATING as fast as they can!

Shuriken ¥40,000

Nunchucks ¥189,000

Jock straps ¥25 plus ¥250,000 import tariff

The Ninja 5-Star Film Collection!

From the Mysterious Orient! Long-supressed landmark films now available in their original, uncut forms before the evil and corrupt American Film Market stole them and made them into movies starring white people. Viva la revolution!

* Gone With the Ninja

* 20,000 Ninja Under the Sea

* Saving Private Ninja

And specially remastered from the original scratched-up 35mm prints:

* The Maltese Ninja

Only ¥250,000 apiece! Cheap!