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IT'S
HERE! IT'S FINALLY FRICKIN' HERE!!!
Order
your very own copy of the most intelligent, irreverent Broadway-style
Musical to come along this Millenium!
To
hear some hilarious samples, click HERE!
CLICK
TO ORDER DIRECT!
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OR -
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TO ORDER FROM AMAZON.COM!
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Be
a part of theatre history! Wear a bunch of ninjas on your chest
and everyone will think you're really, really cool!
ONLY
$15!
Available
sizes: L and XL
HURRY!
SUPPLIES ARE RUNNING OUT FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "SUPPLIES
ARE RUNNING OUT!"
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TO ORDER!
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We
have a few copies of a DV tape of a live performance of the original
production of "Memoirs of a Ninja". Now, the video
quality ain't up to PBS Video standards, but hey, those weirdos
haven't funded us ... YET.
ONLY
$9!
VHS
only at this insanely low price!
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TO ORDER!
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Just
waiting for clearance from the goverment importers!
Okay,
we're having a little difficulty convincing the US Government to
allow us to smuggle - er, IMPORT - genuine Ninja archaeological
treasure. But just hang on, our lawyers are bribing - er, NEGOTIATING
as fast as they can!
Shuriken
¥40,000
Nunchucks
¥189,000
Jock
straps ¥25 plus ¥250,000 import tariff
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The
Ninja 5-Star Film Collection!
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From
the Mysterious Orient! Long-supressed landmark films now available
in their original, uncut forms before the evil and corrupt American
Film Market stole them and made them into movies starring white
people. Viva la revolution!
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Gone With the Ninja
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20,000 Ninja Under the Sea
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Saving Private Ninja
And
specially remastered from the original scratched-up 35mm prints:
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The Maltese Ninja
Only
¥250,000 apiece! Cheap!
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